Fogadjunk, hogy neked is szinte ellepik az Instád és a Facebookod azok a tipikus eljegyzési fotók, ahol a lány úgy jelenti be a nagy pillanatot, hogy lefotózza a gyűrűs kezét. És bár nyilván nagyon örülsz, ha épp egy közeli barátnőddel történik ilyesmi, de szingliként lehet, hogy egy kicsit már unod a legtöbb ilyen képet, nem igaz?

Hát így volt ezzel Mary McCarthy is, aki úgy döntött, kiparodizálja ezt a klasszik fényképet. Csinált hát egy Instagram oldalt, amit nemes egyszerűséggel @notengagednek (vagyis „nem menyasszony”) nevezett el, és a „hajadon” bal kezének kalandjait dokumentálja. Olyan tipikus helyeken és szitukban áll be a tökéletes „igent mondtam”-pózba, mint mondjuk egy romantikus vacsi, nyaralás, diplomaosztó vagy épp szülinap. De a hétköznapi háttér is gyakran megtalálható a posztjai között.

A képaláírásai és a kommentek is nagyon jók, úgyhogy a fotók nézegetése mellett, ezeket is érdemes csekkolni. Most viszont első körben azért megmutatjuk Mary szupervicces képei közül a legjobbakat:

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when ur #notengaged and u wrote a lil birthday poem: ‘twas the night of ur bday and all through the kitchen, all ur dishes were clean, lol no guy helped pitch in. ur presents were wrapped all cute with such care, by empowering folks who have always been there. ur home was in order, just how u like. because u knew better than to go out with mike (i mean he insisted on neon plastic cubes for a side table, what is he insane? it’s not sustainable. but i digress…) now chickpeas! go travel! go invest! go explore! go buy ur own place! go build ur own store! i can’t thank u enough for following along. even jenna from accounting is joining the throng (ugh maybe. she’s such a flake tho…) anyway thank u my dears, every woman (and man!) plz wear sunscreen, be kind, and never text dan. xo tacos and thanks, Mary

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Aug 1, 2019 at 6:00pm PDT

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when ur #notengaged and ur so proud of all u cute lil chickpea graduates out there. go catch ur dreams and let no dan nor brenda nor kyle stand in ur way!! xoxo #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Jun 24, 2019 at 6:30am PDT

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when ur #notengaged and u were able to get up early and do a three hour strenuous hike without anybody being like “but babe watch me swim” boy take a hike. with me. or don’t i don’t care im going anyway. attention plz if u do not get a photo of the blue domes ur flight will be cancelled xo #blessed ps saw several lady hikers out there doin it on their own yasssss YASSSSSS 💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿❤️💜💙💚💛🧡

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Jun 13, 2019 at 7:14am PDT

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when ur #notengaged hangin in a cute lil sun bed watchin the paddle boaters go by who r all like “babe watch me.” no, babe, get on ur own paddle boat and paddle paddle paddle out to sea cuz u don’t have time to watch ur bf have fun while u “keep an eye on the stuff.” boy buy a waterproof bag! the gospel of of notengaged amen. #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on May 21, 2019 at 3:37pm PDT

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when ur #notengaged and it’s #newyearseve and ur gonna pop some bubbly cuz u don’t have a hubby and ur celebrating to a new year of doin whatever👏🏻you👏🏻want👏🏻. cheers chickpeas. remember ur not the only one alone without a date tonight go to my stories if u need a reminder. social media is a lie. that couple in the post before mine fought this morning about toothpaste that’s so dumb. xo be safe #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Dec 31, 2018 at 6:13pm PST

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when ur #notengaged and ur just strollin along minding ur own friggin business. then bam. couple walks straight into u and u almost fall into traffic. and that’s when u proclaim “love is dangerous!!!!!” and u put a curse on her that she’ll get engaged and there WONT be a photographer around to document it!!! #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Oct 18, 2018 at 6:13pm PDT

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when ur #notengaged and u do a cute lil popover to athens to see the parthenon and the temple of aphrodite to be all like “girl ur the ancient greek goddess of love! y r u wasting all ur energy on justins to kellys who can’t let go of one another’s hand on this tour for fear of being thought of as single for one moment and just take my picture?” and she’s like “dude they r NOT on me don’t put that on me im up on this hill tryin to get everyone to have realistic conversations about credit scores and instead they’re makin out in my temple. it’s like i rose from the foam of the sea for no reason” #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Jun 10, 2019 at 3:47pm PDT

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when ur #notengaged and from this single hand to yours, merry christmas. you are important and valued and santa loves you no matter how much bling you have. like, he brought me an individual sized ice cream maker, santa EMBRACES SINGLEDOM YA KNOW!? MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU OLD BUILDING AND LOANS ❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️💃🏻 xo -Mary #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Dec 25, 2018 at 8:33am PST

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when ur #notengaged and ur cuddled up with bae and bae’s name is prosciutto and propro never does u wrong. he’s good with a little mozz. he’s good with a little vino. he doesn’t tell u on ur birthday that “ur great” but “this won’t last forever” “also can u get the cab fare” #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Jun 26, 2019 at 5:25pm PDT

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when ur #notengaged and ur enjoying a beautiful sunset cramjammed next to all the hot baes picnicking in the park with their crate and barrel blankets and love all u have is this flask of pinot grij that u bought with money u didn’t spend on centerpieces xo drive safe #blessed

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Jul 20, 2018 at 5:01pm PDT

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when ur #notengaged and all ur friends are married and beautiful so u jump in their wedding photos and the photographer is like “great can we get one without the sobbing banshee with the plate of cocktail tacos?”

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Jan 28, 2018 at 8:24am PST

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when u say yes omg i’ve never been happier. his name is sugar and his love is real. i’d like to thank everyone for being there on this crazy journey love u babe jk #aprilfools omg u should have seen the look on ur face-i know cuz im right behind u-jk april fools again hahaha no but really im single imma eat this donut. happy easter and passover! #notengaged

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on Apr 1, 2018 at 9:04am PDT

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when ur #notengaged and ur also not the duchess of sussex and so ur just sitting on a couch with ur own messy bun and sure sure sure prince charming probably won’t be at CVS later when u go to pick up more paper towels but hey ur doin just fine ya know? 😭💃🏻💅🏻 #blessed #royalwedding #meghanmarkle

A post shared by Not Engaged (@notengaged) on May 19, 2018 at 6:39am PDT

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